There is a toddler in Ian's early morning class. He sees him every day. His name is Alec. At least one English parent, Alec's English language skills are pretty good. And....Alec is evil. Only an evil genius would refer to himself in the third person.
"Good morning children, how are you?"
"Alec has apocalyptic rage!"
"Alec love the smell of blood in the morning."
"Alec likes burnnnnnnnnnnnnnning!"
"Mama no give Alec ice cream in the morning. Alec give mama the Knife!"
"Alec likes to push and shove"
"Alec likes the merry-go-round. The crazy never ends."
"Alec and Toby go up the hill. Toby goes stumbling down."
"This makes Alec angggrrrryyyyy."
"Alec says this toy is not sharp enough."
"Alec has inclination to hurt."
(Alec is actually quite sweet with rosy cheeks and a dimple chin......and an appetite for murder.)
"Good morning children, how are you?"
"Alec has apocalyptic rage!"
"Alec love the smell of blood in the morning."
"Alec likes burnnnnnnnnnnnnnning!"
"Mama no give Alec ice cream in the morning. Alec give mama the Knife!"
"Alec likes to push and shove"
"Alec likes the merry-go-round. The crazy never ends."
"Alec and Toby go up the hill. Toby goes stumbling down."
"This makes Alec angggrrrryyyyy."
"Alec says this toy is not sharp enough."
"Alec has inclination to hurt."
(Alec is actually quite sweet with rosy cheeks and a dimple chin......and an appetite for murder.)
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